1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey …
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I get to pick my Mom up from the airport at midnight tonight!!!

I an SO EXCITED!!!

This is her from last month, her hair WAY shorter from the last time I saw her – September.

But I know that since then she has cut it ALL OFF. Can’t wait to see how …
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I saw the movie Angels & Demons last night.

For free, in a huge theater, and before its theatrical release date.

Yeah I’m THAT cool.

I never read the book, so I had no clue as to the plot line.

Normally with a movie/TV episode I can figure out the ending before the show …

That is all
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Jason has always commented on how he’d like to bike ride with me, but I’ve always resisted.

Yesterday I decided I HAD to get active, seriously so.

He JUMPED on that opening and now we are bike riders.

We went out for 20-30 minutes today, and we’ll be going out again tommorrow.

Jason told …